| 10. |
You
end all your sentences with, "...praise be to God." |
| 9. |
You
shoot more than 3 bullets into the air during any public gathering. |
| 8. |
You
spend more time planning your death than planning your life. |
| 7. |
When
you hear the "Pro-Bowl" mentioned, you wonder who is against it. |
| 6. |
Your
army uniform looks like pajamas. |
| 5. |
The
phrase "Judgement Day" does not remind you of an Arnold Schwarzenegger
movie. |
| 4. |
Your
neighbors call the police to have your wife/girlfriend arrested because
she learned to read... and you thank them. |
| 3. |
You
join your friends in organizing a demonstration supporting lactose intolerance. |
| 2. |
You
actually like Anthrax [either the band or the bacteria]. |
| 1. |
You
use the world "evildoer" at all; ever. |
